someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating